BRB Wrong Timeline - Like Aliens (Unisex) - Social Thoughts Collection
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$21.50
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BRB, Wrong Timeline — Like Aliens (Unisex) - Social Thoughts Collection
Ever wake up, check your phone, and think,
“Yep… definitely not supposed to be in this timeline”?
This tee captures that exact cosmic confusion — the moment you realize the aliens probably hit “shuffle” on reality.
Featuring a swirling retro portal and typography that looks like it barely escaped a wormhole, this shirt is for anyone who’s ever said “BRB” and accidentally ended up in 2026 instead of the 1980s.
Slip it on and instantly gain:
• +10 Time‑Travel Style
• +20 Existential Humor
• +∞ Excuses for being late (“Sorry, wrong timeline.”)
Comic Cotton Specs (Interdimensional Edition)
Because even aliens appreciate quality cotton.
100% ring‑spun cotton — softer than the space‑time continuum.
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² — thick enough to survive temporal turbulence and awkward small talk.
Garment‑dyed — pre‑faded like your memories of the correct timeline.
Relaxed fit — roomy enough for existential dread and snacks.
7/8″ double‑needle topstitched collar — stitched tighter than your grip on reality.
Twill‑taped neck & shoulders — engineered to withstand portal drafts.
Double‑needle hems — because single‑needle hems can’t handle multiverse stress.
Sourced from Honduras
BRB Wrong Timeline - Like Aliens (Unisex) - Social Thoughts Collection
$21.50
Sale price
$21.50
Regular price
Ever wake up, check your phone, and think,
“Yep… definitely not supposed to be in this timeline”?
This tee captures that exact cosmic confusion — the moment you realize the aliens probably hit “shuffle” on reality.
Featuring a swirling retro portal and typography that looks like it barely escaped a wormhole, this shirt is for anyone who’s ever said “BRB” and accidentally ended up in 2026 instead of the 1980s.
Slip it on and instantly gain:
• +10 Time‑Travel Style
• +20 Existential Humor
• +∞ Excuses for being late (“Sorry, wrong timeline.”)
Comic Cotton Specs (Interdimensional Edition)
Because even aliens appreciate quality cotton.
100% ring‑spun cotton — softer than the space‑time continuum.
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² — thick enough to survive temporal turbulence and awkward small talk.
Garment‑dyed — pre‑faded like your memories of the correct timeline.
Relaxed fit — roomy enough for existential dread and snacks.
7/8″ double‑needle topstitched collar — stitched tighter than your grip on reality.
Twill‑taped neck & shoulders — engineered to withstand portal drafts.
Double‑needle hems — because single‑needle hems can’t handle multiverse stress.
Sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |