{"product_id":"brb-wrong-timeline-like-aliens-unisex-social-thoughts-collection","title":"BRB Wrong Timeline - Like Aliens (Unisex) - Social Thoughts Collection","description":"BRB, Wrong Timeline — Like Aliens (Unisex) - Social Thoughts Collection\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEver wake up, check your phone, and think,\u003cbr\u003e\n“Yep… definitely not supposed to be in this timeline”?\u003cbr\u003e\nThis tee captures that exact cosmic confusion — the moment you realize the aliens probably hit “shuffle” on reality.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing a swirling retro portal and typography that looks like it barely escaped a wormhole, this shirt is for anyone who’s ever said “BRB” and accidentally ended up in 2026 instead of the 1980s.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSlip it on and instantly gain:\u003cbr\u003e\n• +10 Time‑Travel Style\u003cbr\u003e\n• +20 Existential Humor\u003cbr\u003e\n• +∞ Excuses for being late (“Sorry, wrong timeline.”)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nComic Cotton Specs (Interdimensional Edition)\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause even aliens appreciate quality cotton.\u003cbr\u003e\n100% ring‑spun cotton — softer than the space‑time continuum.\u003cbr\u003e\nFabric weight: 6.1 oz\/yd² — thick enough to survive temporal turbulence and awkward small talk.\u003cbr\u003e\nGarment‑dyed — pre‑faded like your memories of the correct timeline.\u003cbr\u003e\nRelaxed fit — roomy enough for existential dread and snacks.\u003cbr\u003e\n7\/8″ double‑needle topstitched collar — stitched tighter than your grip on reality.\u003cbr\u003e\nTwill‑taped neck \u0026amp; shoulders — engineered to withstand portal drafts.\u003cbr\u003e\nDouble‑needle hems — because single‑needle hems can’t handle multiverse stress.\u003cbr\u003e\nSourced from Honduras\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e51.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e74.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e80.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e82.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e75.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e85\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Comic Cotton","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45948309078095,"sku":"3532186_15114","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45948309110863,"sku":"3532186_15115","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45948309143631,"sku":"3532186_15116","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45948309176399,"sku":"3532186_15117","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45948309209167,"sku":"3532186_15118","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45948309241935,"sku":"3532186_16326","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":45948309274703,"sku":"3532186_17500","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":45948309307471,"sku":"3532186_15156","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":45948309340239,"sku":"3532186_15157","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":45948309373007,"sku":"3532186_15158","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":45948309405775,"sku":"3532186_15159","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":45948309438543,"sku":"3532186_15160","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":45948309471311,"sku":"3532186_16325","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 4XL","offer_id":45948309504079,"sku":"3532186_17497","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ S","offer_id":45948309536847,"sku":"3532186_16547","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ M","offer_id":45948309569615,"sku":"3532186_16548","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ L","offer_id":45948309602383,"sku":"3532186_16549","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ XL","offer_id":45948309635151,"sku":"3532186_16550","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 2XL","offer_id":45948309667919,"sku":"3532186_16551","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 3XL","offer_id":45948309700687,"sku":"3532186_16552","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 4XL","offer_id":45948309733455,"sku":"3532186_17513","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":45948309766223,"sku":"3532186_15176","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":45948309798991,"sku":"3532186_15177","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":45948309831759,"sku":"3532186_15178","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45948309864527,"sku":"3532186_15179","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45948309897295,"sku":"3532186_15180","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45948309930063,"sku":"3532186_16330","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":45948309962831,"sku":"3532186_17501","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":45948309995599,"sku":"3532186_16529","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":45948310028367,"sku":"3532186_16530","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":45948310061135,"sku":"3532186_16531","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":45948310093903,"sku":"3532186_16532","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":45948310126671,"sku":"3532186_16533","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 3XL","offer_id":45948310159439,"sku":"3532186_16534","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 4XL","offer_id":45948310192207,"sku":"3532186_17514","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":45948310224975,"sku":"3532186_16523","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":45948310257743,"sku":"3532186_16524","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":45948310290511,"sku":"3532186_16525","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":45948310323279,"sku":"3532186_16526","price":21.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":45948310356047,"sku":"3532186_16527","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":45948310388815,"sku":"3532186_16528","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":45948310421583,"sku":"3532186_17507","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/0889\/3519\/files\/Portal_Mockup.png?v=1782157868","url":"https:\/\/comiccottonclothing.myshopify.com\/products\/brb-wrong-timeline-like-aliens-unisex-social-thoughts-collection","provider":"Comic Cotton","version":"1.0","type":"link"}