Deadlifts & Bad Choices - Man - Comfort Colors Fabric - Gym Collection
Black / S
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
Skip to product information
Deadlifts & Bad Choices – Men’s Gym Tee
For the guy who lifts heavy… because life is heavier.
This shirt is built for the men who walk into the gym with yesterday’s regrets, today’s caffeine, and tomorrow’s PR on their mind. If your coping mechanisms include iron plates, loud music, and pretending your problems are just warm‑up sets, this tee was basically made for you.
It’s the official uniform of:
The dude who deadlifts like he’s trying to rip the floor in half
The guy who says “one more rep” 14 times
The man who makes questionable life choices but never skips back day
The bro who believes therapy is $1.99 energy drinks and heavy compound lifts
Whether you’re chasing a new PR or just trying to sweat out last night’s decisions, this shirt keeps you looking strong, unbothered, and slightly unhinged — the holy trinity of gym masculinity.
Why Gym Bros Love It
Built for big lats, big traps, and even bigger delusions
Soft enough for rest day, tough enough for leg day
Perfect for lifting heavy, flexing harder, and ignoring red flags
Makes you look like you know what you’re doing (even if you don’t)
The Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight Tee is basically the tank’s older, wiser brother — structured, durable, and soft enough to make you question why your bed sheets aren’t made out of this stuff. It’s garment‑dyed, pre‑shrunk, and ready to handle sweat, chalk, and emotional damage from missing a PR.
Bro‑Science Breakdown
100% ring‑spun cotton — softer than your gym crush ignoring you again
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) — thick enough to hide bad pump days
20‑singles yarn diameter — no clue what that means, but it sounds strong
Garment‑dyed & pre‑shrunk — unlike your ego after deadlifts, this won’t shrink
Relaxed fit — perfect for wide lats, big traps, and questionable posture
7/8″ double‑needle topstitched collar — engineered to survive aggressive PR screams
Twill‑taped neck & shoulders — because you carry enough weight already
Double‑needle hems everywhere — built like a powerlifter: overbuilt and unreasonably durable
Signature twill label — fancy enough to pretend you have your life together
Sourced from Honduras — a place that understands hard work and heavy lifting
Deadlifts & Bad Choices - Man - Comfort Colors Fabric - Gym Collection
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
For the guy who lifts heavy… because life is heavier.
This shirt is built for the men who walk into the gym with yesterday’s regrets, today’s caffeine, and tomorrow’s PR on their mind. If your coping mechanisms include iron plates, loud music, and pretending your problems are just warm‑up sets, this tee was basically made for you.
It’s the official uniform of:
The dude who deadlifts like he’s trying to rip the floor in half
The guy who says “one more rep” 14 times
The man who makes questionable life choices but never skips back day
The bro who believes therapy is $1.99 energy drinks and heavy compound lifts
Whether you’re chasing a new PR or just trying to sweat out last night’s decisions, this shirt keeps you looking strong, unbothered, and slightly unhinged — the holy trinity of gym masculinity.
Why Gym Bros Love It
Built for big lats, big traps, and even bigger delusions
Soft enough for rest day, tough enough for leg day
Perfect for lifting heavy, flexing harder, and ignoring red flags
Makes you look like you know what you’re doing (even if you don’t)
The Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight Tee is basically the tank’s older, wiser brother — structured, durable, and soft enough to make you question why your bed sheets aren’t made out of this stuff. It’s garment‑dyed, pre‑shrunk, and ready to handle sweat, chalk, and emotional damage from missing a PR.
Bro‑Science Breakdown
100% ring‑spun cotton — softer than your gym crush ignoring you again
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) — thick enough to hide bad pump days
20‑singles yarn diameter — no clue what that means, but it sounds strong
Garment‑dyed & pre‑shrunk — unlike your ego after deadlifts, this won’t shrink
Relaxed fit — perfect for wide lats, big traps, and questionable posture
7/8″ double‑needle topstitched collar — engineered to survive aggressive PR screams
Twill‑taped neck & shoulders — because you carry enough weight already
Double‑needle hems everywhere — built like a powerlifter: overbuilt and unreasonably durable
Signature twill label — fancy enough to pretend you have your life together
Sourced from Honduras — a place that understands hard work and heavy lifting