Thanks for The Bonus - Office Collection

Ah yes… the annual “We value you” celebration.
You worked 60‑hour weeks, kept the company afloat, trained the new hires, and survived three “quick syncs” that were definitely meetings.

And in return?
A pizza party.
In the break room.
With paper plates that fold under the weight of a single pepperoni.

This shirt is for the heroes who smile politely, grab a slice, and whisper to their coworkers,
“So THIS is the bonus.”

Slip into this soft, lightweight tee and let everyone know you’re not fooled, but you’re still here for the free carbs.

? Perfect For:
Surviving corporate “morale boosters”
Casual Fridays where morale is optional
HR-approved sarcasm
Anyone who’s ever been paid in pizza instead of dollars

The Actual Shirt Stuff (aka: why it’s comfy enough to endure meetings)
Soft, lightweight fabric with just the right stretch
100% combed and ring‑spun cotton (heathers have a lil’ polyester magic)
Pre‑shrunk so it won’t betray you in the wash
Side‑seamed construction for a flattering fit
Shoulder‑to‑shoulder taping for durability
Sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Transparency Note:
Some colors are slightly sheer, kind of like your manager’s attempt at “team bonding.”