Anti-Burger Music - Brain Rot Collection
Black Heather / S
$22.00
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$22.00
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For the people who lift heavy, think chaotic, and refuse to let “burger music” ruin their brain cells.
If your playlist could scare a treadmill, confuse a chiropractor, and summon a small demon during leg day, this shirt is your new uniform. The Anti‑Burger Music tee is for the ones who want real beats, real energy, and absolutely zero soft‑serve songs in their gym rotation.
It’s loud. It’s unhinged. It’s scientifically proven* to make your PR attempts 12% angrier.
(*Not actually proven, but it feels true.)
And the best part? The shirt itself is ridiculously soft — which is ironic, considering your music taste is anything but.
100% combed and ring‑spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Softer than the music you refuse to listen to.
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Lightweight enough for cardio… if you ever decide to do that.
Pre‑shrunk fabric
Won’t shrink — unlike your patience when someone plays weak playlists.
Side‑seamed construction
Built sturdy, like your opinions on what counts as “real music.”
Shoulder‑to‑shoulder taping
Reinforced for maximum head‑banging durability.
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Made globally. Worn by people who globally reject burger music.
Anti-Burger Music - Brain Rot Collection
$22.00
Sale price
$22.00
Regular price
If your playlist could scare a treadmill, confuse a chiropractor, and summon a small demon during leg day, this shirt is your new uniform. The Anti‑Burger Music tee is for the ones who want real beats, real energy, and absolutely zero soft‑serve songs in their gym rotation.
It’s loud. It’s unhinged. It’s scientifically proven* to make your PR attempts 12% angrier.
(*Not actually proven, but it feels true.)
And the best part? The shirt itself is ridiculously soft — which is ironic, considering your music taste is anything but.
100% combed and ring‑spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Softer than the music you refuse to listen to.
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Lightweight enough for cardio… if you ever decide to do that.
Pre‑shrunk fabric
Won’t shrink — unlike your patience when someone plays weak playlists.
Side‑seamed construction
Built sturdy, like your opinions on what counts as “real music.”
Shoulder‑to‑shoulder taping
Reinforced for maximum head‑banging durability.
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Made globally. Worn by people who globally reject burger music.