Brick By Brick - Social Though Collection
Black / S
$21.50
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$21.50
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Meet the hardest‑working cephalopod in tech history — the Brick‑Laying Octopus, building algorithms one brick at a time while wearing a top hat like it’s 1927. This shirt celebrates the grind, the creativity, and the absurdity of modern thought — because let’s face it, your brain’s been coding chaos since coffee #2.
Perfect for anyone who’s ever said, “I’ll fix it in post,” or “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.”
Slip this on and instantly gain +10 wisdom, +5 sarcasm, and +1 masonry skill.
Funny Retro Specs
100% ring‑spun cotton — softer than your existential crisis.
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) — heavy enough to carry your ideas, light enough to outrun deadlines.
Garment‑dyed — because life’s too short for plain pixels.
Relaxed fit — gives you room to ponder the meaning of “algorithm.”
7/8″ double‑needle topstitched collar — reinforced for those deep philosophical nods.
Twill‑taped neck and shoulders — keeps your posture strong while you question reality.
Double‑needle hems — because even your sleeves deserve redundancy.
Blank product sourced from Honduras — where the octopus union approved every stitch.
Brick By Brick - Social Though Collection
$21.50
Sale price
$21.50
Regular price
Perfect for anyone who’s ever said, “I’ll fix it in post,” or “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.”
Slip this on and instantly gain +10 wisdom, +5 sarcasm, and +1 masonry skill.
Funny Retro Specs
100% ring‑spun cotton — softer than your existential crisis.
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) — heavy enough to carry your ideas, light enough to outrun deadlines.
Garment‑dyed — because life’s too short for plain pixels.
Relaxed fit — gives you room to ponder the meaning of “algorithm.”
7/8″ double‑needle topstitched collar — reinforced for those deep philosophical nods.
Twill‑taped neck and shoulders — keeps your posture strong while you question reality.
Double‑needle hems — because even your sleeves deserve redundancy.
Blank product sourced from Honduras — where the octopus union approved every stitch.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |