Mentally I'm Not Here - Social Thoughts Collection
For those days when your body shows up but your brain hits snooze. This shirt says what your face already does — you’re physically present, emotionally buffering.
Made from 100% ring‑spun cotton, it’s soft enough to nap in and structured enough to look like you tried. The garment‑dyed heavyweight fabric gives that vintage vibe that says, “I’ve been over it since yesterday.”
Specs
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100% ring‑spun cotton – softer than your coping mechanisms.
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Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) – heavy enough to carry your existential dread.
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Garment‑dyed – pre‑faded like your motivation.
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Relaxed fit – because tension is for people who still care.
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7/8″ double‑needle topstitched collar – durable enough to survive another meeting.
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Twill‑taped neck and shoulders – reinforced for emotional support.
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Double‑needle hems – stitched tighter than your social circle.
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Blank product sourced from Honduras – globally chill, locally iconic.
Slip it on, zone out, and let your shirt do the talking: Mentally I’m Not Here — I’m At Home.
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |