Trust Me I'm A Barber, Clean Shave - Barber Collection
Black / S
$21.50
Sale price
$21.50
Regular price
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“What could go wrong with straight razors?”
(A question asked confidently… and answered nervously.)
This tee is for the barbers who live on the edge — literally.
If you’ve ever held a straight razor and thought,
“Yeah, I got this,”
while your client silently updated their will in their head…
this shirt is your spirit animal.
It’s bold.
It’s funny.
It’s the perfect mix of professional confidence and mild danger.
Just like every great barber.
Slip it on and instantly gain:
• +15 Precision
• +30 Customer Trust
• +100% Chance someone says, “Wait… should I be worried?”
Comic Cotton Specs (Straight Razor Edition)
Because even chaos deserves quality.
100% ring‑spun cotton — softer than the towel you pretend is warm.
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² — thick enough to survive hair splinters, razor drops, and emotional damage from walk‑ins.
Garment‑dyed — pre‑faded like your patience after a 12‑cut day.
Relaxed fit — roomy enough for dramatic razor‑flicking flair.
7/8″ double‑needle topstitched collar — stitched tighter than your best skin fade.
Twill‑taped neck & shoulders — built tougher than the barbershop argument about who invented the taper.
Double‑needle hems — because single‑needle hems are for people who don’t trust straight razors.
Sourced from Honduras — where the cotton is strong and the fades are clean.
Trust Me I'm A Barber, Clean Shave - Barber Collection
$21.50
Sale price
$21.50
Regular price
(A question asked confidently… and answered nervously.)
This tee is for the barbers who live on the edge — literally.
If you’ve ever held a straight razor and thought,
“Yeah, I got this,”
while your client silently updated their will in their head…
this shirt is your spirit animal.
It’s bold.
It’s funny.
It’s the perfect mix of professional confidence and mild danger.
Just like every great barber.
Slip it on and instantly gain:
• +15 Precision
• +30 Customer Trust
• +100% Chance someone says, “Wait… should I be worried?”
Comic Cotton Specs (Straight Razor Edition)
Because even chaos deserves quality.
100% ring‑spun cotton — softer than the towel you pretend is warm.
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² — thick enough to survive hair splinters, razor drops, and emotional damage from walk‑ins.
Garment‑dyed — pre‑faded like your patience after a 12‑cut day.
Relaxed fit — roomy enough for dramatic razor‑flicking flair.
7/8″ double‑needle topstitched collar — stitched tighter than your best skin fade.
Twill‑taped neck & shoulders — built tougher than the barbershop argument about who invented the taper.
Double‑needle hems — because single‑needle hems are for people who don’t trust straight razors.
Sourced from Honduras — where the cotton is strong and the fades are clean.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |