You Really Screwed The Pooch - Brain-Rot Collection
You Really Screwed The Pooch - Brain-Rot Collection
When someone says “you really screwed the pooch,” this shirt lets you reply without saying a word — just flash that knowing grin and let the double‑dog duo do the talking. Perfect for anyone who’s ever had a “well… that didn’t go as planned” moment.
Specs
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100% ring‑spun cotton — softer than a puppy’s belly and twice as loyal.
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Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) — thick enough to handle your mistakes, light enough to flee from them.
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Garment‑dyed — because even your shirt deserves a second chance at color.
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Relaxed fit — roomy enough for regret and redemption.
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7/8″ double‑needle topstitched collar — stitched tighter than your alibi.
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Twill‑taped neck & shoulders — built to survive awkward explanations.
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Double‑needle hems — durability that says, “I’ve been through worse.”
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Blank product sourced from Honduras — global proof that humor travels well.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |