Dee's Salty Nuts - Brain-Rot Collection
Black / S
$24.00
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$24.00
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When life gets a little nutty, this shirt’s here to remind you that Dee’s got the saltiest nuts in town. Perfect for anyone who appreciates vintage humor, questionable innuendo, and squirrels with entrepreneurial spirit.
Soft, structured, and breathable — this heavyweight tee feels like it’s been aged in a barrel of sarcasm. Whether you’re cracking jokes or cracking pecans, it’s guaranteed to make people do a double‑take and then laugh way too hard.
Specs
100% Ring‑Spun Cotton: Softer than a squirrel’s tail and twice as durable.
Fabric Weight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²): Thick enough to handle your sense of humor.
Garment‑Dyed: Pre‑seasoned for that salty vintage look.
Relaxed Fit: Roomy enough for your nuts and your jokes.
7/8″ Double‑Needle Topstitched Collar: Reinforced for when laughter gets wild.
Twill‑Taped Neck & Shoulders: Keeps its shape better than your punchlines.
Double‑Needle Armhole, Sleeve & Bottom Hems: Because single‑needle hems can’t handle this level of comedy.
Blank Product Sourced from Honduras: Global humor, locally roasted.
Nuttin but the Best — For those who like their jokes salty and their style nuts.
Dee's Salty Nuts - Brain-Rot Collection
$24.00
Sale price
$24.00
Regular price
Soft, structured, and breathable — this heavyweight tee feels like it’s been aged in a barrel of sarcasm. Whether you’re cracking jokes or cracking pecans, it’s guaranteed to make people do a double‑take and then laugh way too hard.
Specs
100% Ring‑Spun Cotton: Softer than a squirrel’s tail and twice as durable.
Fabric Weight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²): Thick enough to handle your sense of humor.
Garment‑Dyed: Pre‑seasoned for that salty vintage look.
Relaxed Fit: Roomy enough for your nuts and your jokes.
7/8″ Double‑Needle Topstitched Collar: Reinforced for when laughter gets wild.
Twill‑Taped Neck & Shoulders: Keeps its shape better than your punchlines.
Double‑Needle Armhole, Sleeve & Bottom Hems: Because single‑needle hems can’t handle this level of comedy.
Blank Product Sourced from Honduras: Global humor, locally roasted.
Nuttin but the Best — For those who like their jokes salty and their style nuts.