Vault 88 Elf - Gaming Universe Collection
Black / S
$21.50
Sale price
$21.50
Regular price
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“When fantasy meets Nuka-Particles.”
Some heroes are born.
Some heroes are chosen.
And some heroes accidentally wander into Vault 88 because they took a wrong turn in the forest.
This tee celebrates the Vault 88 Elf — a chaotic blend of post‑apocalyptic grit and fantasy‑realm optimism. Perfect for gamers who love mashups, side quests, and questionable decision‑making. Whether you're looting, crafting, sneaking, or just trying to survive Monday, this shirt keeps you looking like the most stylish wanderer in the wasteland.
Slip it on and instantly gain:
• +15 Radiation Resistance
• +20 Archery Accuracy
• +50 Charm (NPCs love elves, it’s science)
Comic Cotton Specs
Because even vault dwellers deserve premium cotton.
100% ring‑spun cotton — softer than a freshly looted jumpsuit.
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² — thick enough to survive raiders, Bioroaches, and respawn rage.
Garment‑dyed — pre‑faded like your memories of the surface world.
Relaxed fit — roomy enough for stealth crouching and inventory hoarding.
7/8″ double‑needle topstitched collar — stitched tighter than your stash of bottle caps.
Twill‑taped neck & shoulders — built tougher than a level‑88 dungeon boss.
Double‑needle hems — because single‑needle hems wouldn’t last a day in the wasteland.
Sourced from Honduras — where the cotton is strong and the vault doors stay sealed.
Vault 88 Elf - Gaming Universe Collection
$21.50
Sale price
$21.50
Regular price
Some heroes are born.
Some heroes are chosen.
And some heroes accidentally wander into Vault 88 because they took a wrong turn in the forest.
This tee celebrates the Vault 88 Elf — a chaotic blend of post‑apocalyptic grit and fantasy‑realm optimism. Perfect for gamers who love mashups, side quests, and questionable decision‑making. Whether you're looting, crafting, sneaking, or just trying to survive Monday, this shirt keeps you looking like the most stylish wanderer in the wasteland.
Slip it on and instantly gain:
• +15 Radiation Resistance
• +20 Archery Accuracy
• +50 Charm (NPCs love elves, it’s science)
Comic Cotton Specs
Because even vault dwellers deserve premium cotton.
100% ring‑spun cotton — softer than a freshly looted jumpsuit.
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² — thick enough to survive raiders, Bioroaches, and respawn rage.
Garment‑dyed — pre‑faded like your memories of the surface world.
Relaxed fit — roomy enough for stealth crouching and inventory hoarding.
7/8″ double‑needle topstitched collar — stitched tighter than your stash of bottle caps.
Twill‑taped neck & shoulders — built tougher than a level‑88 dungeon boss.
Double‑needle hems — because single‑needle hems wouldn’t last a day in the wasteland.
Sourced from Honduras — where the cotton is strong and the vault doors stay sealed.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |