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Vintage Pump Patrol (Tank)
For the guys who treat the squat rack like a sacred altar and the mirror like a motivational speaker. The Vintage Pump Patrol Tank is your official uniform for flexing, sweating, and pretending you’re “just checking form.”
Soft, laid‑back, and built to last — this tank feels like it’s already survived a few chest days. It’s garment‑dyed for that lived‑in vibe, so you look effortlessly cool while you’re definitely not skipping leg day.
Specs
100% Ring‑Spun Cotton: Because polyester is for cardio and we don’t do that here.
Fabric Weight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²): Heavy enough to remind you you’re wearing greatness.
Garment‑Dyed with Salt‑Free Pigments: Softer than your post‑pump ego.
Relaxed Fit: Room for your gains and your excuses.
Tubular Construction (No Side Seams): Because seams are just weak points — and you’re not.
Blank Product Sourced from Honduras: Global gains, baby.
“Issued to elite lifters only. Violators will be sentenced to curls until failure.”
Vintage Pump Patrol Tank — Male - Gym Collection
$25.50
Sale price
$25.50
Regular price
For the guys who treat the squat rack like a sacred altar and the mirror like a motivational speaker. The Vintage Pump Patrol Tank is your official uniform for flexing, sweating, and pretending you’re “just checking form.”
Soft, laid‑back, and built to last — this tank feels like it’s already survived a few chest days. It’s garment‑dyed for that lived‑in vibe, so you look effortlessly cool while you’re definitely not skipping leg day.
Specs
100% Ring‑Spun Cotton: Because polyester is for cardio and we don’t do that here.
Fabric Weight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²): Heavy enough to remind you you’re wearing greatness.
Garment‑Dyed with Salt‑Free Pigments: Softer than your post‑pump ego.
Relaxed Fit: Room for your gains and your excuses.
Tubular Construction (No Side Seams): Because seams are just weak points — and you’re not.
Blank Product Sourced from Honduras: Global gains, baby.
“Issued to elite lifters only. Violators will be sentenced to curls until failure.”
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 26 ⅝ | 17 ½ |
| M | 28 | 19 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅜ | 21 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 23 |
| 2XL | 31 ⅝ | 25 |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 27 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 67.6 | 44.5 |
| M | 71.1 | 49.5 |
| L | 74.6 | 54 |
| XL | 78.1 | 58.4 |
| 2XL | 80.3 | 63.5 |
| 3XL | 82.6 | 68.6 |